Manipulating Irony

Mark and Marilyn Blaine act on faith in their statistical compilation of irony presented in the patterns of people’s lives. They’re certain that by turning their relatively healthy financial situation upside down, they’ll be able to make it much, much better.

Expiration Date

“We need to think about our expiration dates, Larry. We need to be ready! And besides, Larry, there’s a two-for-one deal on crypts going on right now!”
“Alfa! Do you actually expect me to live as if I’m some sort of object – like a can of tuna that has a limited shelf life?!”